Friday September 8th, 2006
I'm Back
It is strongly suggested that you read this journal from the start in order for any of this to make sense.
When I started this site in 2003 I was a short, fat, balding, poor, loser with no self confidence who was afraid to even talk to women. Using the advice of my readers I had lost weight, gained confidence, and with the help of one particular reader, met the woman who would break my nearly two year dry streak. At that point the site’s reason for existing was completed, and I decided to stop updating the site, although I left it up for anyone to read. Now, nearly three years later, I’m back.
Why am I back? Simply put, I’m a loser again. I’ve gained weight, lost my job, and the only person I talk to with any regularity is the Papa Johns delivery guy (Even though he doesn’t speak much English.) My personal life is in shambles and against my will I’m giving my old chastity record a run for it’s money. I figure nothings more funny than a fat guy who can’t get laid or afford a gun so, here I am… again.
Great, I just finished my first post in three years and it’s probably the least funny post I’ve ever made. Here’s hoping I can contain this loser streak.
