Monday March 24th, 2003
Computer Virus
For some reason my email started to download and then froze. I tried opening another program which also froze. End result, someone sent me a computer virus that killed my roommate's computer. All our stolen mp3's and porn were unwitting casualties of my hate mail. My roommate just finished putting it back together and I lost everything. I lost all email sent before March 22nd. All email addresses I had are gone. Anyone who would ever want to hear from me again write me so I at least have the option.
At this point I'm thinking I should just move to England. I've had more mail and offers from the UK than from America. So far no one there has poisoned either my computer or myself. Just so you know I am actually listening to some of your advice. In fact I'm trying this radical new weight loss program called diet and exercise. The revolutionary part of it is there's no shakes or electrocution. I started working out and I'm cutting back on the fast food. I tried giving up caffeine and I became a narcoleptic zombie for about three days. I have the ability to try to work out but other suggestions aren't as easy. Walking up to women and "Faking enormous amounts of confidence" is damn near impossible. Having a fat guy hit on women is like trying to play with an abused dog from a rescue center. Add to that the fact that most of my wardrobe screams "laundry day," I don't exactly have much to work with.
It's easier for me to write for the whole world to read than it is to try talking to a single girl one on one. Basically I understand that in most situations I have less than a minute to make an impression. Unfortunately, "the tubby guy in the ripped Members Only jacked made a funny joke" doesn't open a lot of doors.
