Sunday March 9th, 2003
Ex-Lax brownies
Normally I'd write a Friday and Saturday report of all the women I hit on. Unfortunately I didn't have any such luck this time. I apologize for not writing a journal entry in the last few days but I was in the hospital after eating some brownies sent to me by a fan of my site. According to the doctor I ingested roughly 12 times the normal dosage of Ex-Lax. Now I know how Mel Gibson felt at the end of Braveheart.
New rule, no one is allowed to send food to my P.O. box. According to the police I can't put any information about the sender on my page but rest assured I'm taking civil action for my hospital expenses. I was out of commission for a few days but now I'm back and a few pounds lighter.
