Friday July 25th, 2003
Lost Wallet
It looks like I won't be going to any bars for a while but that's the least of my worries. Several days ago I thought I lost my wallet. I don't really go that many places so I figured it was either in my refrigerator or between some couch cushions. After checking both extensively I decided to call my credit card company and found that someone has been using my card at 7-11's and internet cafès across Los Angeles. The only thing I can think of is maybe I left my wallet in my car one day, other than that I have no idea how someone could have gotten it. As I am typing someone is walking around Los Angeles with my drivers license, credit cards, atm card, gym membership, blockbuster video card, insurance card, a Pizza Hut coupon, about fifteen bucks, and a condom that expired in 1998. I now have no money, no ID, and no way of getting any more money in the near future. Searching through my kitchen I realized I probably should have gone to the store recently. My dinner consisted of a not quite molding raisin bagel covered in ranch dressing and L.A. tap water poured through a britta water filter to take a little bit of the yellow tint out of it. My life just keeps getting better and better.
