ZeroSexLife.com - Just a guy trying to get laid.

Sunday July 20th, 2003
Japanese Candy

While driving home from the grocery store (I learned my lesson last time) I decided to try the Japanese candy I bought at the Tofu Festival. The candy itself looks clear with some sort of red center. At first it tasted a little like a weak watermelon flavor. As I pulled the car into the driveway it hit me. The center tasted like I was running my tongue down the inside of a sewage pipe. I spit the candy out immediately but after an hour of various liquids and salad dressings I still can't get that putrid taste out of my mouth. I never knew a taste could hurt. On the brighter side I guess I learned the written Japanese word for, "Tequila vomit flavored candy."

Related articles:
Previous Trip to Ralph's

< Last | Next>

ZeroSexLife was developed by International Front - Interactive design and marketing for the video game industry