Tuesday February 10th, 2004
Condoms and Guns
Today I purchased my first box of condoms in over a year. I had a box in my drawer and I actually had it long enough that they expired. I’m hoping my new ribbed for her pleasure friends don’t suffer the same fate. Don’t get me wrong I’m not expecting sex, I’m just going prepared. Come to think of it I should probably bring a gun because if I open the door to her hotel room and Bob Saget or Jamie Kennedy are there to reveal that I’m on some type of hidden camera show I will go to jail for what I do.
