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donations
It seems that some people tend to think
that I'm just making this site because I enjoy humiliating myself.
Maybe, but I also need some help. There are several ways you can
make a difference in my life and several types of donations.
Every little bit helps.
donations of cash | donations
of flesh | other donations
donations
of cash
For every time you went out to dinner and/or a movie with a woman
and she left you cold at the door - Drop me a buck!
For every time you bought a girl a drink and she went off to dance
with some guy who looks like an Abercrombie model - throw me some
cash!
For every time you came to the realization that someone was just
out of your league - feel free to give me a dollar!
For every time a date didn’t go as you would have liked and
you ended up going home and pleasing yourself to a magazine, video,
or the internet - give me a penny. (By my calculations that’s
about $300 for the average guy)
Let me point out once again that I am writing all of this and
posting it on line for free. If you read some and thought it was
entertaining than throw me a few bucks. It's your OPTION to pay
or not. (How many times have you paid $8 for a movie that sucked?)
If you don't like this or you think it sucks don't give me anything.
Your choice! I'd rather run the site on the few dollars people
send me than on annoying banner ads, pop ups, and junk mail. Also
I don't accept any donations over five dollars. (Not that I have
to worry about that) I figure if one out of every hundred people
gave me a dollar I could keep the site up for ever.
Note: This is not a charity. You can not use it as a tax write
off. I’m not an official charity, just a guy who needs to
get laid.
Address:
Due to circumstances I can not go into detail I can no longer
accept things from my P.O. box. Thank you to everyone who has
sent stuff. (Especially all the naked photos)
donations
of flesh (women only)
How many things do you remember from five years ago? How many
things will you remember five years from now? What’s the
wildest thing you’ve ever done? The next time you’re
at a party and someone asks you that question you can say, "I
once had sex with this guy I met on the internet on the roof of
the discovery building and never even gave him my name."
You could also just sit back and smile as they tell stories about
the time they got really wild with their fiancé and had
sex in a parked car.
Would you like to try something new in a safe environment?
Does your husband/ Boyfriend not give you the attention you deserve?
Like sex, want some, no strings attached?
I live in the Los Angeles area but I am more than willing to
travel for sex. If you live in the L.A. area, great I’ll
set up a place to meet. If you will be visiting LA, perfect. If
you live somewhere in the continental US and are interested, I
might do a road trip for sex if I get the funds. If I can’t
then maybe I can introduce you to a guy in your area who writes
in to become a charity case.
I have been tested recently and have a completely clean bill
of health. I have never had unprotected sex and I don’t plan
on starting now.
All types of donations are welcome. Sex, oral sex, photos (Yes
photos, if you have naked photos of yourself feel free to send
them in) I would also like to share some photos with the people
who frequent the site but those photos must be taken in person
by me and require your signature for display. I’m trying
to take every precaution to keep from being screwed, by a lawyer.
(Note: Female lawyers who wish to be screwed may feel free to
make a Donation of the flesh.)
SEX WILL NOT BE PAID FOR! If you choose to have sex with me,
a charity case, or anyone else, it is of your own will and you
will get no reimbursement other than the warmth in your heart
for making the world a better place.
Contact must be established through e-mail prior to actually
meeting anyone anywhere. I’m trying to avoid meeting psycho’s
as much as you are.
other
If you didn't know by now I'm not exactly Casanova. I can't get
a woman with my own ability and resources and that's not my only
problem. If I did get a girl into my Honda Civic with the blown
speakers and actually was able to drive her back to mycramped
dark apartment, than there's not much that would keep her there.
(And the thought of me naked is more than enough to send her out
the front door) My apartment looks like a dorm room filled with
used furniture that has an ant problem in the summer and a ventilation
problem in the winter. I'm not sure what stuff would change this
but maybe you do. Maybe some candles or romantic music or what
ever else could be used to set the mood. The only things in the
room that don't look like I picked them up off someone's driveway
are the TV and the Computer, both belonging to my roommate. Let's
say I got her to my room, four white walls, a wicker end table
my bed and a window. No decorations or pictures on the walls.
(I've been using my money to get women, not decorate.) Any "Things"
you would like to donate to help make my place better for the
first lady I happen to get a chance to bring to it would be greatly
appreciated. Here are a few of the items I have received from
the caring public.
Barry White CD sent by JD in New York NY
$20 gift certificite to TGIFridays sent by Kim in Austin TX
"Asian Dolls" Porno DVD sent by Derek in Harrisburg
PA
A six pack of "Wild Jake" micro brew sent by Jake in
Bowie MD
A complete list of all things updated is listed under the progress
log.
Address:
Due to circumstances I can not go into detail I can no longer
accept things from my P.O. box. Thank you to everyone who has
sent stuff. (Especially all the naked photos)
While we are a non profit foundation in the
eyes of our audience, since we don't require money for any service
we provide, WE DO NOT HOLD LEGAL NON-PROFIT STATUS! Therefore
let it be known that should you donate time, money, photos, or
anything else to us, it is not in any way a tax deduction, and
legally holds nothing in common with a donation to a legal non-profit,
or not for profit corporation.
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