ZeroSexLife.com - Just a guy trying to get laid.

Saturday December 15th, 2003
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Today is the day. Thanks to MasterCard and a nameless asshole in a civic, I have the opportunity to put a social theory to work. The common perception is that Los Angeles is filled with lying assholes and attention whores. Having lived here for several years I have found that this holds a lot of truth. On more than one occasion I've been asked what kind of car I drive by a woman in a bar. The way I see it is if a woman is so shallow that she considers my car a prerequisite to sex than I feel no guilt for misleading her. Yesterday I bought one nice set of cloths thanks to a now maxed out credit card. Tonight I hope to end my long dry spell.

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