Become a charity case

O.K. this site hasn't even worked for me yet, let alone anyone else. Hopefully once I get enough people to check out this site I will start getting responses from women who are interested in helping a lowly nerd such as myself. If such a charitable woman lives in say, New Hampshire, than it's safe to say that I won't be going there any time soon to meet with her… But you may. If I get women from different cities interested in becoming the most memorable experience of some lowly geeks life than maybe, if they approve of course, I can introduce one of them to you. For this to happen I would need two things.

1. A complete and total loser who can't get women on his own and otherwise would never know the wonders of a beautiful woman.

2. A woman who would be interested in making this pathetic souls dream come true. A woman who desires to be immortalized in the mind of some guy for many years to come, possibly the rest of his life. Or a woman who is just interested in having sex with no strings attached.

If you are either of these than send me an e-mail giving me a little more detail about yourself. Names are not necessary. Pictures are appreciated but if you don't want them posted say so in your e-mail. If you send me an e-mail stating you are either of these people I may post what you write but I will not post your e-mail address. If you don't want me to use your real name, use another one in your e-mail.

Charity Cases

After sifting through tons of e-mails, I came up with 18 really good charity cases across the America and in the UK. I than lost all the profiles I took so much time to make when my roommates computer fried. Luckily one such charity case has a site of his own for me to send people to which means less work for me. Here is a quick run down about him.

Charity Case #1
Name: Brandon
Location:Maryland (Annapolis Baltimore area)
Reason I chose him: Brandon is in his seventh year of community college and lives in his parents basement. He spends his free time looking at porn and drinking. From the pictures on his site he looks like he's a alcoholic rave kid. (Sorry Brandon I call it as I see it)
What makes him cool: Brandon is a bit of an enigma. He comes off as a bit of a punk kid, yet he's written some really impressive poetry and even free style raps. I've gotten hundreds of e-mails and his have been some of the most funny (And inappropriate to post) that I can think of. If you're in the Annapolis area, check him out.

http://w3.mivlmd.cablespeed.com/~moflick/

SteeleX410@hotmail.com

April 10th Update
Brandon has actually gotten laid because of this site. Pictures will be coming. I have just under a dozen other charity cases I am going to put up soon but I still need more. If you are intersted, send me an e-mail: MikeZero at ZeroSexLife.com.

Mike

Charity case #2
Name: James
Location: Leicester England
Reason I chose him: Here is an e-mail James sent me that should explain it all:
Well it's been 3, nearly 4 months now. (Referring to how long since he's had sex) Physical appearance wise, well I have a tab at my local kebab shop. The lucky lady certainly has to be a fan of the larger gent. I also cunningly managed to avoid hiding my girth in any way by being rather short too.

The thing is I got a lot of time for genuine, cool, people. And if a girl is
sound, I'll talk and we'll get on fine. But, I'll nearly always go too long b4 making a move, end up in the ol friendship zone, you know.

Sometimes, it's instant. I'll meet a girl and she'll be like ' you're so cool
and shit. lets be best friends for ever, and you can give me advice on the jerk boyfriends I get that treat me like turd'.

The shoulder to cry on, the cheer-me-up guy....
yadda yadda, horseshit.

So that's me. I'm 24 and a pisces. I have no pets, but am thinking about getting a fish tank. And some fish.

Even if nothing comes of this in the intended way, I'd be grateful for any
aquatic advice.
James

What makes him cool: Reading e-mails of James describing himself sometimes make me think he's an english me. To give a quick excerpt from another e-mail, "I'm a writer by trade. Been trying for ages to get me own stuff published. Thousands of half finished and poorly spelt screenplays, comic books, movie scripts and novels adorn my desk, under a heady pile of ash and pizza crust." He's funny, intelligent, and has a fairly refreshing style. For all you english ladies check him out.
(James does not have a web site but does have an e-mail address listed below)
JamesM123@hotmail.com

If you are interested in becoming a charity case feel free to e-mail me with a little info about you (Mike Zero at ZeroSexLife.com).