Tuesday April 1st, 2003
April Fools / Kevin and Bean offer
When I checked my mail this morning I thought maybe my site had finally paid off. Several emails from women who wanted to meet me, or just have cheap sex. As I read their responses I quickly realized what today was, April fools day. Needless to say I'm not laughing.
When I started this site I thought very few people would actually read it. Maybe I'd entertain someone enough to get a buck or two to buy a young lady a drink. I didn't think I'd be poisoned, charged tons for bandwidth, receive a couple naked photos from women in other countries, and get a computer virus that would wipe out my roommate's computer.
All that aside things continue to get even more strange. I was given the opportunity to go on Kevin and Bean on KROQ, a radio station in L.A.
Best case scenario: I could have thousands of women in my area hear about my site. Maybe a few offers and the site could become nationally known. Someone likes my writing enough to offer me a job writing and I use my money and fame to start N.O.M.D.S, The National Organization of Men Deserving Sex. Within a few short years we're taking in applications from men around the world and have a full staff of playmates we send to exotic parts of the world to perform sexual deeds for deserving individuals.
Worst case scenario:My family and friends learn about this site and lose what little respect they once had for me. I'm known everywhere as the loser who begs for sex on the internet. Feminists picket my apartment, I'm forced to move out and around the same time I get a bill for the bandwidth and blowing up a server from all the traffic. I have to declare bankruptcy and die penniless and alone choking on my own vomit on the floor of a welfare hospital. My tombstone reads "here lies the most pathetic loser ever to walk the earth. He died with nothing, not even his dignity."
Hard choice. Maybe I'll just flip a coin.
